About Lori Berhon

Lori Berhon is a New-York based novelist and playwright. Her work is distinguished for its intelligence and for the vivid humanity of even her most impossible characters. She is actually taller, slimmer and far more elegant than she appears to be.

Reader, I never forgot her.

Earlier this week I caught a feed on Flavorpill that I’ve been waiting all week to talk about. I know; the whole point of blogging is to be in the now, not running a week behind, but I just can’t get it done.  And I don’t understand how other people who work 9-6 find time for all that blogging [note to Dolly Parton: nobody works 9-5 any more. To get paid for an 8 hour work day, you have to work 8 hours; lunch is on you]. They must squeeze it in during lunch. I can’t. I write Help for a living and, for my own sanity, I really need that daily break to clear my brain and rest my eyes.

Anyway.  Emily Temple’s piece, in honor of Women’s History Month, presented 10 of the Most Powerful Female Characters in Literature.  It was a good list. Of course everyone who reads it is going to have their own ideas of how it ought to be changed, but I think Temple covers this by calling it “10 of the Most…” and not “The 10 Most….” I’m hoping and I’m hoping you all read it and start to have your own ideas.  Me, I was very pleased with Temple because #1 on her list was the guiding light of my own childhood, Jane Eyre.

My first copy of Jane Eyre

My first copy of "Jane Eyre". Notice the price.

My first literary role model was Jo March of Little Women. She was strong, intelligent, funny and had an enormous heart. I loved Jo most when she was writing blood-&-thunder yarns to pay the family bills; she inspired me to think I could write. Then she married Professor Bhaer and stopped being the star of her own story. I soon moved on to Jo’s creator and prototype, Louise May Alcott, and then to another strong fictional woman, Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre. Young Jane was small and helpless, much more like the young me than Jo March. Like the stories of many (male) heroes, hers begins in obscurity and has her pass through a series of trials until she reaches her full powers. With her moral strength and treasured autonomy, Jane gave me strength. For a good quarter century starting from when I was ten, I read Jane Eyre annually. I think its time to start reading her again.

Who else would I add to Temple’s list? I think all little girls should run around with Madeleine and Eloise. As they grow, they need to spend time in the woods and prairies with Laura Ingalls and her undervalued courageous sister Mary, and in The Secret Garden with Mary Lennox. When they’re ready to meet Hermione Granger (who does make Temple’s list), they shouldn’t neglect Harriet the Spy and Meg Murry (btw, Happy Golden Anniversary to A Wrinkle in Time!).

Grown up girls have a wide range of options, reflecting different interpretations of what a powerful woman should be. Listen to the fierce debate between the Carrie and Samantha camps and you’ll know what I mean (disclosure:  I find everyone in Sex and the City equally irritating and think they’ve ruined the shoe industry for those of us who actually have to walk in our shoes). I’m particularly fond of those seriously beleaguered fighters on the side of justice, Kim Harrison’s Rachel Morgan and Sue Grafton’s Kinsey Millhone.  And then, there is one of my all-time favorites, Marie Goesler Finn, aka “Madame Max”, the best supporting player in Anthony Trollope’s “Palliser” books and a woman I would have been proud to be.

A couple of years before she died, Anne Bancroft was interviewed in conjunction with a TV movie.  This brilliant actress hadn’t been working much and, in trying to get to the crux of this, the interview asked why there weren’t better roles for women.  Bancroft said (to my best recollection) “there can’t be better roles for women in film until there are better roles for women in life.”

And yet, there have always been an abundance of good female characters in novels.  Another good reason to try and keep written fiction alive.

Happy Women’s History Month!

Baby Steps

Having finally made the decision to publish my own books, I found myself being overwhelmed by the options to the point where I wondered if this was such a good idea after all.  I can’t work and write and be a publisher; my days only have 24 hours and I have to sleep through some of them.

It could take most of a calendar year to figure out “the best” way to do this and learn enough new skills to do it well.   That would be another year that The Breast of Everything wouldn’t see print (yes “print”; I’m determined to have a print on demand paper version as well as epub and mobi digital books).  At the end of that time, would all that work have mattered?  Not really.  I don’t expect this particular book to sell more than a couple of dozen copies; in this case, the old “vanity press” label is pretty accurate.  So I took a deep breath and made another decision.    I was going to get The Breast of Everything out the easiest way I could and I was going to do it NOW.  I chose a full-service publishing/distribution provider and created an account on Bowker to purchase the ISBN.  Most important, I did a single small thing that made this book seem real: I used my chosen provider’s online (free) app to make a mock-up of the cover.  Now that I know what it’s going to look like, surely it’s going to happen.  Right?  Not so fast!  You see, I’d decided to go with Createspace, but with all the buzz about retailers refusing to stock books published by Amazon, I’ve had to rethink this.

I’m back to, well, let’s call it square two.  Looking for another printer/distributor who delivers services for those who are time- and publishing-challenged.  I’ve been networking to collect recommendations (so much thanks to all the generous people of the VC Linked In group), but it still is likely to take another couple of months  (argh!) to find an easy, good quality solution that I can sell anywhere.

Meanwhile, I’ve been focusing on this website.  I am proud — a little dazzled, too — to announce that this post marks the official completion of a two-stage website migration away from iWeb (which is being sunset by Apple) and into my new domain and WordPress.  I’ve taught myself just enough WordPress to be dangerous, so if there are glitches on the site, oops!

The Ukulele Diaries

With daunting days ahead (I’ve loaded myself up with ambitious plans for 2012, mostly to do with self-publishing some of the work that’s been mounting up in my personal slush pile.), I felt a strong need to kick the year off with off with something unequivocally positive.  So today I bought a ukulele.

Hey, what could be happier than the sound of a ukulele?

And it’s easy to sing with.  I’ll only need a few cords to start strumming well enough to back myself up, much easier than the guitar that I spent high school and college trying without success to wrangle. Plus, it’s small and cuddles next to your heart — and unlike other things that can be described that way, you’ll never have to worry about putting it through college or where it might be going at night with its friends.

Ukuleles remind me of Meet Me in St. Louis, and music of the Roaring 20’s.  Bette Midler did a lot to push the ukulele out there but it’s only in the last couple of years that this little stringed instrument has made a major comeback (not the only time the world has finally caught up to Bette!).  I’ve been getting a big kick out of watching it, and sometimes toying with the idea of buying one for myself.  But I’d tell myself not to be silly.  What did I need another hobby for, especially a musical one?  Sadly, my aptitude for making make music is negligible (it’s that math/music/language gene; I just don’t have it).

A few months ago I stumbled onto Amanda Palmer’s In My Mind Which I couldn’t stop listening to, and then couldn’t stop singing.  It’s kind of a perfect anthem for times of change.  The more I sang it, the more I realized how much stronger I would sound (it’s a song that makes you want to sound strong) if I had my own uke to strum, instead of relying on Amanda in my mind’s ear.  When I wandered into the Zooey Deschanel/Joseph Gordon-Levitt New Year’s Eve video this week, I guess that was the final push I needed.

So last night, when I was thinking how much I needed to do something to start the year off right, the obvious answer popped right out: buy a ukulele.  And today I did.  I found a beautiful ukulele online that asked me to bring it home.  I know, it seems crazy to buy something like this online, but most of the ukulele bloggers out there (uh-huh!) were all for it.  When the local Sam Ash turned out to be closed for the day, I decided to take it as a sign. 🙂

It should arrive in 7-10 business days.  I hereby promise to pick it up regularly, even if only to strum a few chords.  Especially on tough days, because I know it will always make me smile.  No one could possibly be unhappy while playing the ukulele, right?!